December 03, 2007

If you get a divorce your KILLING THE PLANET!!

If you got a divorce you delt a near killing blow to the planet with your own personal increase in man made global warming!

How Dare you put your own needs, wants, personal safety, assets and childrens safety above that of the planet! You unthinkable Cad!

Go out there right now and lower your carbon footprint! its the LEAST you could do.

Bastage!!

Divorce creates global warming newspaper story

3 comments:

flyingvan said...

Sooo...Do you think I can use this logic to convince Annamarie a second wife is a good idea? This adds credence to Bob's whole permaculture thing.. However---every house built represents a whole bunch of carbon locked up in building materials taken out of the carbon cycle also. Just build more houses with heavier timber.

Tina said...

If you can find another woman to do all the wifely duties your wife dislikes, you may have a chance.

I just don't think you're gonna find many women eager to clean, do dishes, mending, bills, etc. while your first wife gets to do all the fun stuff.

That's why people hire maids. However, if you can have a live-in maid to help reduce *her* carbon footprint, that works. But you have to pay her a lot. Talk to your wife. Maybe if the maid is also a masseuse? And she's not good-looking by any stretch of the imagination?

flyingvan said...

My wife pointed out I'd be quickly outnumbered, and I can't keep one wife pleased on all fronts so why would I want a second? The very conversation caused enough heat to have an impact on global warming so maybe I'll drop the idea. She offered to become schizophrenic. The thing's they'll do for love