The year is 1945 Clemente Attlee is prime minister. One day he is relieving himself in the restroom at the House of Commons. The door swings open; it’s the leader of the opposition, Sir Winston Churchill. Churchill spy’s the Prime Minister at the urinal and he strides purposefully to the furthest end. “Feeling a bit stand-offish today are we, Winston?” Asked Attlee.
“No” said Churchill majestically unbuttoning his fly. “But, whenever you see anything big, Clemente, you nationalize it.”
Notation: PM Attlee was Labour (Progressive party). Churchill was, of course Tory (Conservative)