It is one of those I-lost-weight-observations that I had not considered prior to said observation occurring. Odd that...
Previously I observed my fat head, now my old hats fit without inducing a migraine. Also, it takes a substantial change to notice you "feel better" and that is a mental, not physical state. Also, riding a bike sans 60+ lbs is much more fun.
My river sandals no longer fit tight. I would be out of pants if not for my buddy Jack who lost weight as well, sent me a care package of his "fat clothes" (he went from 210 to 148).
I think my hockey roller skates will fit again. Need to test that theory out.
My shirts that fit are now being confused with my son Trevor's on laundry day.
People only give you compliments to a certain weight, then they start cautioning you. It goes from "Wow, your looking good!" to "Your wasting away."
Then the oddest observation yet thus far. Leg hair. To be specific inner thigh leg hair.
At a certain point the fatty deposits around the upper thighs can lead to a "meeting in the middle." This provides a near constant friction that will lop off the hairs at skin level. It can also lead to chaffing and other unpleasant details I opt not to elucidate upon.
Lo and behold while doing a biological function on a porcelain decedent of John Crappers lifestyle changer. I made note of a hirsute addition to my previously shorn abductors.
I pondered for a moment, as one does. Finally coming to the aforementioned conclusion.
This overall event left me both curious and fearful of what will be next.
1 comment:
Thanks for posting this. I thought maybe I've been slowly gaining weight, but my inner thighs are very hairy so I guess I'm good.
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