Welcome Back [GM] Dave!

[GM] Dave was linked on my blog for quite some time.  Then he stopped creating new posts.  Time passed and I forgot about him.  Well, the other day I remembered and googled him and guess what!  He has been back for some time.

In the world of massivly online gaming, if you need help you call for a Game Master (GM).  Dave works as a GM for Final Fantasy online MMORPG.  He dosen't like people. This, of course, means that he had to take a job in customer service. 

Witness his awesomeness:

[GM]Dave>> He couldn't just be better than you?

Player>> He went to every point I went to.

[GM]Dave>> Okay, funny question...

[GM]Dave>> Wouldn't that mean you're a bot?

Player>> Of course not.

Player>> Would a bot make a GM call?

[GM]Dave>> Well, those botting programs can be really sophisticated.

Player>> I'm not a bot!

[GM]Dave>> I assume that's what they'd program a bot to say.

[GM]Dave>> Who'd make a bot that says "I'm totally a bot"? That would be stupid.

Player>> THIS IS RIDICULOUS!

[GM]Dave>> Calm down, calm down. You'll blow a chip or something.

Player>> I'M NOT A BOT!

[GM]Dave>> Do not worry.

[GM]Dave>> We have a simple test to determine if you are a bot.

Player>> Thank God! For a second there, I thought you were going...

*warp*

Area: Mordion Gaol.

Player>> Oh no...

Jormungand hits Player for 16,709 points of damage.

Player was defeated by Jormungand.

[GM]Dave>> Good news.

[GM]Dave>> He says you're too squishy to be a bot.

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Note Jormungand is a big nasty evil Dragon. GM teleported the hapless player (bot?)