July 21, 2009

The 14 Accepted Signs of Divinity

  • Vanquish evil
  • Provide a code of ethics
  • Heal the afflicted
  • Blight the crops
  • Convert the heathen
  • Call down the lightning
  • Corrupt the innocent
  • Eat the moon
  • Answer the phone before it rings
  • Be the Winslow

Highly amusing reading: Buck Godot: Zap Gun for Hire

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